He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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