Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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