i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she peed on how many people?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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