yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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