Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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