if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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