we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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