if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
a search helicopter?!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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