dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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