apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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