He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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