you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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