That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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