The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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