Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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