She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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