dude i'm inner monologue high
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He has the fingertips of a God
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