I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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