Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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