my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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