I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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