If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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