there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
bring money and cleavage
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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