Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today