It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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