College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
ttyl tear gas
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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