she was so not down for the gang bang
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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