yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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