i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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