Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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