I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize