cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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