I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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