Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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