Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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