I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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