My room smells like vodka and shame
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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