How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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