I can tuck mytits in my pants
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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