I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
