Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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