3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
false alarm, still single
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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