Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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