The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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