so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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