fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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