I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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