Who did Billy Mays play for?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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