He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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