The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have fence marks all over my body
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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