I looked at my own cervix.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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