ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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