you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Are we still banned from the library?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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