I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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